Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Birthday Present

A little late but whatever lah!

Yeah, my pal SillyTan promised to outdo himself this year again.
Last year he got me a pair of T-back underwear.
This year, he made me swear to wear the present even before I knew what it was.
This can only mean one thing.
DISASTER!!

Don't ask me how and why I ever agreed to it.
But I really did wear it.
Once.
And I swear, unless some hot chick says she'll only have sex with me if I wear it for her.
That'll be the first and last.
Sorry JJ, but that thing really uncomfortable lah.............

Anyway, this is what the self claimed sex genius got me.
Don't ask me what it is.
Unless u plan on putting it on too.

13 comments:

Unknown said...

hahahahahahahaha!!!!XD
very ugly ar!

Anonymous said...

u so fat,how to wear it o???

silveraven said...

wahaha!!! looks like it has space for the *ahem* one. :p

hmm...i should consult you on what to get for a couple of guys who's bdays are coming soon...

马铃薯比基尼妹妹 said...

y not u wear it again and take a pic to show us.. okok, u can wear t-shirt inside

AhKenn said...

siaw yen : it looks just like u.

chou : so that's the reason why u always wear auntie undies?

feli : I charge RM10 per suggestion.

Shan : I'll only ever wear it again if it means sex.

Anonymous said...

wadde f.. wad do u mean by self proclaim sex genius?? f u la.. n well, u were enjoying wad, when u wore it dat time.. if i m nt mistaken, v went out clubbing iziit dat time?? n according 2 u, it gives ur small penis sum space 2 move. n ur little thing move oftenly whenever u c gals.. dats y i bought it 4 u.. haha..

AhKenn said...

F u right back. I where got enjoy? U were the one who was enjoying having to poke fun at me. N we went to Mache lah, not clubbing. N when it comes to 'moving' when seeing girls, I think u're second to none lah........Anyway thanks lah.........N my dick ain't small.

yunsing said...

hey that thing look like penguin~
i'm curious, wat lai de??
isit some kind of modified underwear?

AhKenn said...

..........dun ask better lah.........

yunsing said...

i already knew ==

Anonymous said...

i cant really rmb where it was but well, it was fun.. haha.. 1 of the silly things u did, u will lyao when u reminisce these kind of things u did in de past.. n well, wad 2nd to none?? f u back x 2 la.. i think u will gt aroused 1st lor, i aint horny but u r de king of all the 'hornysssss' out there, horny king.. n yea, v noe, ur 'thing' is big.. bigger than an ant n thicker than a hair.. don worry, v r fully aware of it.. hehe..

AhKenn said...

Walau, now I'm the horny king lah??
I don't think I can actually call myself that if I really do have a baby dick like u said. And, u know, I know, ym know, ah yang know lah who is the truly horny one lah.

Anonymous said...

........................................................................................................ speechlessly speechless.....